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There is only cauliflower

There is only cauliflower

Regular price €35,00 EUR
Regular price Sale price €35,00 EUR
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Everything is overpriced, you have no money to socialize anymore and all your friends forgot about you. You survive because you have no choice and deep inside, you crave for more from life, but sometimes the void of despair is just too loud.

A striking piece to wear at your local farmer’s market, where no one will judge you, as long as you can still afford your vegetables. At least, you can eat the cauliflower, you can boil it, deep fry it, or just fondle with it, cuddle it, crack a few jokes, watch a movie together and maybe take things from there, who knows!

  •    100% organic cotton
  •    Plastic-free packaging
  •    Ethical production & fair trade
  •    100% vegan

Our model is 1.60m and wears a size M.

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Wash Care

Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold (max 30 ° Cor 90 ° F), inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Wash with similar colors, do not iron on the design.

Shipping

Every garment is made for order, so that we don't produce unnecessary waste. Shipping times are from 2 to 14 days based on location.

Packages sent outside the European Union may be subject to customs fees
depending on the country of destination. We are not responsible for any
import charges, duties or taxes on international sales.

Please see the detailed shipping guide for more information.

Size Guide

You can find the size guide here.

Size (cm)
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width 47 49 52 56 60 62 65
Height 66 18 72 73 76 78 80
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